my day in seven easy steps



25 February, 2004

I just ate half a packet of salted cashews and drank beer and vodka for a few hours and got into an argument about aggressive men at a dinner party and had my first driving lesson in which I bunny hopped and stalled the car (same time) and drove over the curb.

Not in that order.

Also I got kissed by someone I don't want kissing me. And I saw someone that I think is cute- but who I know I could never date because I already know that his family would never let him marry ( hey look I don't want to get married now or in the near distant future but seeing someone when you know already that their family wouldn't accept you? nah I don't want that) me cos I'm not the same religion as him. The funny thing is that EVERY time I see this person I'm with Dan and I'm sure he thinks we are still together.

A POSSUM turned up (for those of you in the states the possums here are little creatures with pink noses who DONT eat dog food and aren't like racoons on steroids with fangs) to the Vineyard and I got to pat him and some English lads thought that I was insanely cool for touching it- I was trying to get it to climb onto me so I could take it to the park- and tried to chat me up later.

I hung out with a cool girl who is a model and did modelling at uni!!! Yeah strange no? She said, "I did a degree in PlayStation." She also tells people she's a parking inspector. Funny girl.

She found out one day that her boyfriend of seven years was videoing her friends in the shower and watching the girls in their apartment block. It was terrible to hear- and I wanted to talk to her about it more- but you know- these things are strange to talk about in a group.

yeah that coming from me says it all.

I told everyone about silky bantam chickens and how I used to breed them.


And

this is the most disturbing thing I've seen in I don't know how long...

today walking down Mozart Street I looked up to DanT's building and was thinking, "Heh there's their socks on one of those sock drying things." And then I noticed a guy on a balcony on the third floor motioning to a dog that I couldn't see with his hand- pointing inside and telling it to go in- and a second later the staffy dog jumped off the balcony.

I saw it drop through the air and hit the ground and roll onto its back and wave its legs in the air and growl and snarl.




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