you have to lie to get not eaten
16 February, 2004
Once a long time ago there was a land that lived in my house and it was called Bev' Hills 90210...
this morning in the shower there was a small girl with a small friend and a large man who had a boat and he didn't want to take either of them- but as the girl said- the little friend had the maps.
Well then why don't I just take the little friend and leave you behind?
Because the little friend doesn't speak english and I can translate
Okay then you can both come but if you annoy me I will pound you to dust and eat both of you.
Alright said the little girl.
Alright said the little friend.
What did he just say? Said the large man?